So now it's been nigh 500 years since all this came about.
The church has never been the same, it's lost a lot of clout.
There's so many denominations now, it makes choosing oh so hard.
I think I'll draft a paper pope and start one in my yard!
Lutherans and Anglicans, Baptists, Presbyterians, et al -
Now you can keep on shopping til you find your size small or tall.
If there's none around go start your own, there's more space at the mall.
Lutherans and Anglicans, Baptists, Presbyterians et al!
A Counter-Reformation antiphon:
So now it's been nigh 500 years since all this came about.
The church has never been the same, it's lost a lot of clout.
There's so many denominations now, it makes choosing oh so hard.
I think I'll draft a paper pope and start one in my yard!
Lutherans and Anglicans, Baptists, Presbyterians, et al -
Now you can keep on shopping til you find your size small or tall.
If there's none around go start your own, there's more space at the mall.
Lutherans and Anglicans, Baptists, Presbyterians et al!