Take the Christ the Truth patented quiz:
What is your response to the following Scriptures?
Scripture 1: Josh 10:12-15 - the sun stays up for a whole extra day
A) What a rich and enigmatic text! The main thing we glean is that the LORD can be trusted in difficult circumstances.
B) [Muffled] I suppose something quite strange happened here. Perhaps it was to do with perceptions (after all we'd have to completely rewrite the astronomy books on this one), but even if something miraculous happened here, the main thing we glean is that the LORD can be trusted in difficult circumstances.
C) Wahey - the sun stopped in the middle of the sky!
Scripture 2: 2 Kings 6:17 - Elisha prays that his servant might see the angels all around
A) What a rich and enigmatic text! The main thing we glean is that the LORD can be trusted in difficult circumstances.
B) [Muffled] I suppose there were angels in that place at that extraordinary time.
C) Wahey - angels are everywhere!
Scripture 3: Mark 15:33 - Darkness on Good Friday
A) What a rich and enigmatic text! The main thing we glean is that something rich and enigmatic was taking place.
B) [Muffled] I suppose something was obstructing the sun and causing a localised darkness.
Scripture 4: Romans 8:19-22 - The creation waits and is groaning
A) What a rich and enigmatic text! The main thing we learn is how the LORD can be trusted in difficult circumstances.
B) Creation is not how it was supposed to be.
C) Creation waits and is groaning.
Scripture 5: 1 Cor 11:3-16 - Head coverings etc
A) What a rich and enigmatic text! The main thing we learn is how we should skip this chapter and head straight for 1 Cor 13.
B) [Muffled] Gender differences should be expressed in culturally appropriate ways.
C) Men, uncover those heads. Women, cover them up. (With hair I reckon - though some will think I should lose points for that!)
Scripture 6: 2 Cor 13:12 - Greet one another with a holy kiss.
A) What a fascinating window onto 1st century church practice!
B) Greet one another in an affectionate, culturally appropriate way.
C) Get kissing!
A = 1 point
B = 2 points
C = 3 points
Add up your score.
6-10 - bit woolly for these parts.
11-15 - could be nuttier
16-18 - you are a bible nut. Welcome to Christ the Truth.
What did you score?
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