I was just sent this via email. I've tried to track down the source but with no joy so far. Comment if you know...
UPDATE: It's by Paul Kerry. Great going Paul!
Here's the Frozen song “Let it go” as a summary of the various strands of the church...
Don’t let them in, don’t let them see. Brethren
Be the good girl you always have to be. Catholic
Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know. Conservative
I don’t care what they’re going to say. Independent
It’s time to see what I can do, to test the limits and break through. Charismatic
No right, no wrong, no rules for me. Liberal
Here I’ll stand, and here I’ll stay. Lutheran
My power flurries through the air into the ground. Pentecostal
I’m never going back, the past is in the past. Progressive
The cold never bothered me anyway. Anglican
9 thoughts on “Denominations? Let it go”
I first saw it in an @AJWTheology tweet:
Haha, Andrew's always beating me to the punch. Happy new year Matthew!
Thought of some additions:
A Kingdom of Isolation, and it looks like I'm the Queen -National Church of Denmark
Couldn't keep it in, Heaven knows I tried- Presbyterianism
Turn away, and slam the door -Holiness
I'm one with the wind and snow -Pantheism
That perfect girl is gone -Niebuhrian
"Not a footprint to be seen" - Gnostic (or Mars Hill, Grand Rapids after 'Love Wins' came out)
First posted on Facebook on 6 Dec: https://www.facebook.com/paul.kerry.777/posts/10154897092180725?fref=nf&pnref=story
Great additions Cal and Si
Dave - that's brilliant, I was at Bible college with Paul!
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