Here's a first for Happy Friday. A joke written especially for the occasion by long-time commenter Paul Huxley:
King David then walked up to the bar and asked for the same. But the barman completely ignored him. After trying several times, King David went to Jesus and explained the problem.
So Jesus walked up to the barman and said "What's going on? Why won't you give King David a pint of beer"
The barman replied "We don't serve your type round here".
Please add groans, jeers, alternative endings and theological ruminations on the significance of Badger Ale in the comments....